March 5, 2009 by Sydney.

“I am not telling you this because I want to impress you…but I am Batman.”

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March 5, 2009 by Sydney.

You arrive at Mcdonalds at 10:45 am, purposely missing the oatmeal your mom made for breakfast to only substitute it with the righteous taste of the delicious sausage and egg mcmuffin *drools*. It is safe to say, that it is the only worthy sandwich from mcdonalds right now. The rest of the line is just plain garbage. Alright, guilty, the quarter pounder packs a punch as well. Anyway, down to the annoying part: 10:45am, I have 15 minutes to place an order from your breakfast menu, why the hell do you ruin my day and reply: “ooooohhh I am sorry but we don’t serve breakfast menu anymore”. It is until 11 am, not 10:45am! Mcdonalds: you already crushed my dream of looking like Brad Pitt, must you crush my only wish of spending $3.99 for the meal and make me happy for that brief but arousing moment devouring the sandwich.

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